3.26.10

haaaaay emily i supposee youre probs. in chinaa with your spencer pratt family sooo you might be reading this a bit later like maybe mondayish . i hope you werent in hell withh your cow cow or w.e her namee is . oh god i really dont wanna livee withh her . okaay well anywaayss i actually hope youree having fun in china , try not to get foot fungus well atleast youll havee your lotrimenn to save youu . i just got homee from school its a friday and we were SOOO excited for spring break . 9th period we were counting down the minutess till we could leave . no onee was even listening to mr cronk we actually made a rap about him it was pretty cool .

so ehnnyywaayss trying to think of funny things that happened today so you can read this and be all likee HAHAA I MISS NY but im drawing a blank . OH well today in auaticss we did water poloo and dale forntin lookeedd pretty fuckinn sexy in his little ear prtectivee hat thing . okaay i really have nothing elsee you would consider hirariuous sooooooo im just gonna put in some really funny Texts From Last Night('s):

(902): and then I told her I was too drunk. She started to cry, and told me this always happens to her and that she thinks shes ugly. I pretended I was asleep and then she farted.

(847): i took some ambien and I TRIPPED out...i went into my mom's room to say goodnight and i don't remember anything...she said that i got really pissed at her because we were living in the Keebler elf tree and she was visiting other trees, then i started laughing hysterically and she goes "whats so funny?" and i go "there are 7 people sitting on my knees" and she goes "doesn't that hurt?" and i said "no we're sitting in a bowl" and then i capped it off and said "join the crazy train bro" and passed out.

(541): my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests

(757): At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."

AHAHAHAAHAA that was hirirarous well ill let youu get back to ching chongs and pigskin so have fun !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! write to me dink